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naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 



Your chickens are nuts.


I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 

Your chickens are nuts.

I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

lotrlockedwhovian:

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

…what


If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

twinzik:

katzmatt:

kisstini:

marsicistic:

dickbuttofficial:

Groot by Calen Hoffman from Propcustumz [Full imgur album]

Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱

Omg

oh my god

Haven’t seen the movie yet but this is so wonderfully made!!

I notice that Autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.
Friedrich Nietzsche (via aurorefleurs)
i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital


Reblogging because 5 years ago my cat went missing for 5 days and it was one of the most painful experiences of my life. We put up missing posters all around the neighbourhood and luckily we found her from someone calling us abou a cat crying all day down their street. Her claws were incredibly worn out since she had been walking for so long trying to get home (we assume she had been stolen and escaped because she was 6 or 7 at the time and knew our property too well to get lost on her own) and she had maybe two or three times as much food and water as she usually did when we finally brought her home.I really hope this post helps people with missing pets out because i would never wish this upon anyone

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

Reblogging because 5 years ago my cat went missing for 5 days and it was one of the most painful experiences of my life. We put up missing posters all around the neighbourhood and luckily we found her from someone calling us abou a cat crying all day down their street. Her claws were incredibly worn out since she had been walking for so long trying to get home (we assume she had been stolen and escaped because she was 6 or 7 at the time and knew our property too well to get lost on her own) and she had maybe two or three times as much food and water as she usually did when we finally brought her home.

I really hope this post helps people with missing pets out because i would never wish this upon anyone

smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like